During viva....
examiner : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Student : That's easy, 49.
Examiner : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Student : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Examiner : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Student : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Examiner : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Student : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Examiner : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Student : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Examiner : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Student : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Examiner : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your studies ....You may leave now!!!
Moral: If ur examiner has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed
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